This Week Was The Perfect Example of How Hockey Is One Big Family

Moments when it’s more than a game. It’s family. Hockey is a brotherhood like no other.

Johnny B Shows Us How To Take Out The Trash

I’ve said it a million times before but I’ll say it again. Johnny Boychuck is by far one of the most underrated defenders in the game. The guy always does his job on the back end. Add his rocket shot and tendency to lay someone the fuck out every single game and you got yourself an A+ defender.

Jagr Wants an Extension. ‘What else am I going to do, get fat?’

Another year of Jag-Money! 

Meet Hockey’s Next Big Thing, 17 Year Old Connor McDavid.

“He reminds me of me,” – Sidney Crosby

Dallas Stars Announcer With The Most Outrageous Sports Analogy in the History of Sports Analogies

Here I am thinking Jack Edwards was the only hockey mad man with a microphone and then this guy comes in like a ball of fire straight out of crazy town with the most absurd sports analogy ever. Watch the video (0:33).

Someone is Stealing Cory Crawford’s Goalie Pads

What in the hell is going on here…

Canadien’s Dale Weise After Eating A Skate Last Night

Where did the skate hit you weezy? pic.twitter.com/iTgtpNDv6W

— George Parros (@GeorgeParros) March 2, 2014

Holy shit bro your face. That’s miserable. Think about all the little things that instantly suck after getting stitches like that. Smiling, eating, talking, brushing your teeth, it all hurts. That dude has to hate life right now and here comes Parros just trolling all over him with this tweet too. Hilarious.

Short-Hand Swag Showdown – Jamie Benn Vs. Adam Henrique

If Hell Is A Real, This Will Be The Video I’ll Be Watching For The Rest Of Eternity

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How did we fall again to these squids? It’s just sad. I’m not going to be a sore loser and say that we are a better team than them because that would be a lie. We have to come to terms with it. Hockey Canada runs this shit. But if you’re going to tell me that any of these guys went out that night and smashed some vag you’re insane. Loungo might have given St. Louis a reach around but that’s it. Fucking clowns. All of them…Not you Bergy, you’re cool.

Four Year Hibernation, Engage

No words. No blog. Fuck this. I’m out.

Quick was Team USA's best player but not enough. Canada the better team. Benn, Carter, Price, Doughty, Sharp, Bergeron all had moments.

— Craig Custance (@CraigCustance) February 21, 2014