26 Goals in 28 Games. Okay, I Admit It. I Should Have Drafted Ovi.

Well, fuck me. I had him. Right there. Right in my hands, and I didn’t believe in him. I couldn’t have been more wrong.

Monday Sucks. Links Don’t (14 Links)

Hockey:

• Every NHL Team’s Worst Nightmare Part 1
• Every NHL Team’s Worst Nightmare Part 2
• Ranking the Best Free Agents Still Available
• Lundqvist’s Custom Lambo. Swag for Days.
• Dude Gets a Bruins “Jesus Saves” Tattoo
• The Best Beer League Jersey You’ll See Today. The Sex Predators
• Kane and Toews Danceoff
• Awesome Info-graphics for Each Original Six Team

Other:

• David Ortiz goes HAM on the Dugout Phone. You Mad Bro?
• Johnny Football Smokes Weed and Breaks Records. *Insert Hater Comment Here*
• Johnny Football Kicked Out of Frat Party
• Some Monday Motivation
• Random Greatness
• Reaction GIFS Never Get Old