If you still think the Tyler trade was a good idea, I don’t hate you. But if you got hit by a bus, I’d be driving that bus. He’s got 44 points in 45 games now. I’m not one to say I told you so, but I fucking told you fucking so.
I mean don’t get me wrong, I know the Bruins are and will be fine without Tyler, but it cut me deep to see my favorite Bruin dished out to Dallas just because he had a tendency to go H.A.M. off the ice. Um, 21 goals and 23 assists so far this season? Yes, Tyler you go and zambone them hoes until your dick falls off, get shit-housed until you can’t walk straight, I don’t give a fuck as long as you come and deliver the goods on the ice. Which he has.
You can argue with me all you want about sportsmanship and maturity but I’m not backing down. The kid is 21 years old, has a Stanley Cup, and every chick on planet earth wants his d. Anyone in his shoes would do the exact same thing. If you wouldn’t I question your life choices and your not to be trusted.
The only thing I like about the trade is that Tyler looks really happy in Dallas. The chemistry between him and Benn is just straight up fun to watch hockey. You can tell they’re not on Tyler’s ass for having some fun and you can see it in his play. He’s relaxed and playing his best hockey right now. How can someone argue with that? Sports are fun, being a pro athlete is awesome. Let the dude have fun and put up his points.