Let’s me get this straight. You, an average douche, see the former cup-hoisting, glove-dropping, hometown kid, Milan Lucic at a Vancouver bar after a heated 6-2 Bruins loss to the Canucks and your plan is to throw down with the guy? If Looch is telling you he’s going to fucking kill you, he’s probably going to fucking kill you. This drunk dumbass might be the luckiest man in the world to still be alive right now. You poke the bear you end up like the rest of em…fucking dead.
Written by – Troy Fitz