Well, fuck me. I had him. Right there. Right in my hands, and I didn’t believe in him. I couldn’t have been more wrong. My man-crush on Patty Kane got in the way. Don’t get me wrong, Kane is still doing his thing and I love having him on my team but Ovi is a man on a mission this year. I mean, damn. 26 goals in 28 games. The dudes on pace to score 70 fucking goals this year. Note to self: don’t pass up on the Russian Machine in 2014.