In Other News, Sean Avery Bones Dudes Now

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So I guess for the last year and half Avery was engaged to this George Clooney looking dude. 

Yahoo SportsOn Tuesday, gossip site The Fame Driven reported that Sean Avery Vogue was engaged to Andy Cohen, host of Bravo’s TV show “Watch What Happens Live!”

I’m not sure if you are aware or not but Andy Cohen has been dating former NHL star Sean Avery for almost a year and a half now, it will be two years in March. And get this, they are secretly ENGAGED! There have been rumors for years in the NHL league about Sean Avery’s sexuality, but he has always vehemently denied it, Sean even went as far as to “date” a beard girlfriend (Elisha Cuthbert), who he was never even remotely into, to cover up him receiving backlash from his NHL teammates and internally in the NHL for being gay.

“… Sean thinks that by having an openly gay relationship with another pubic figure such as Andy will give him the title of “NHL’s first openly gay athlete dating a BRAVO Executive” following him and people not notice him for anything else. Sean is openly gay/bisexual around close friends, but not to the public.”

Okay I’m confused. Is this just a joke? Is it a fake relationship to help real gay players come out? Is It a bromance gone too far? Or has Sean Avery been boning dudes the whole time? I can’t figure you out Avery. I’m cool with how ever you roll bro, just let me know what we’re working with here.

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2 thoughts on “In Other News, Sean Avery Bones Dudes Now

  1. We always knew he was a flamer. Now he can really go to Hell. #HailSatan #DevilsArmy #FuckTheRangers

    • That’s a little harsh, don’t you think. It’s none of your business on what other people do in life. Grow up, you worthless puke.

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