The Dallas Stars are not to be trusted.
“We have seen the reports that have surfaced out of Russia claiming that we have tampered and they are completely untrue,” said Stars general manager Jim Nill in a statement to the Dallas Morning News.
“The Dallas Stars organization respects and adheres to all rules and regulations set forth by the National Hockey League and any report that claims otherwise is false.”
Of course the Stars are lying, but they have to. Why would daddy Malkin just pull that out of his ass for no reason. First they take my Seguin and now they’re trying to buy out Malkin in the shadows? What the fuck Dallas? What is your problem.