Best Playoff Beard of 2013? One Beard to Rule Them All.

So I went through the many posts around the web and came down these three finalist to compete for the Best Playoff Beard of 2013. Jagr, Oduya, Burns: Vote now.

1.) Jagr Bombs

I can’t be the only one excited about the fact that old man Jagr looks like he’s ready to rush a college dorm room and scope the place out for chicks. Flat brim to the side, gold chain hanging low. Jagr came into the league with swag and plans to leave swag. gold chain. The dude has been shattering ankles on the ice since ’90. He’s the master. Yoda of the NHL he is.

2.) Johnny Oduya

This is the beard that beat up the other beards on the playground. Just sheer volume. I want to sleep in it. I want it to keep me warm when I’m cold at night. Normal beards look at this guys face and just quiver in fear.

3.) Burnsy

Homeless, so hot right now. Homeless.

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2 thoughts on “Best Playoff Beard of 2013? One Beard to Rule Them All.

  1. Burnsy looks like a beaver… That is all

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